Authorities in Florida say a man was arrested after stealing a septic tank from a construction site, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.
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Idiots doing dumb shit.
Teens Return to Charity Shop After Accidentally Donating Bag With Marijuana and Cash
Police in New Zealand say two teens accidentally left a knapsack containing marijuana and cash at a charity shop then returned in a panic to retrieve it.
Man Hospitalized with WWI Artillery Shell In His Butt Triggers Evacuation at French Hospital
A hospital in southern France had to be evacuated after hospital staff discovered a live WWI artillery shell in patients rectum.
Man Arrested for Alleged Sexual Performance with Vacuum Cleaner at Kissimmee Resort
A man was arrested this week after authorities say he was seen performing a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner outside a home at a Kissimmee resort.
Man Sentenced to 4 Years for Attempting to Rob Taco Bell with a Rock in Ocala
A man, Kewarren Anderson, convicted of trying to rob Taco Bell in Ocala using a rock has been sentenced to four years in state prison.
Walrus Penis Bone Stolen from Iconic Camden Cheesesteak Restaurant
A decades-old walrus penis bone that had become a quirky fixture at a well-known cheesesteak spot in Camden, was stolen, according to the restaurant’s staff.
Big Brother Is Keeping Track Of What We’ve Stuck In Our Rectum
Every year, thousands end up in ERs across the United States for an uncomfortable and embarrassing reason — we keep getting things stuck in our rectum.
Florida Man Claims He Was ‘Teleported Into’ Stolen BMW Before Crash
A man who crashed a BMW convertible in Volusia County this week told deputies he didn’t steal the car—he was “teleported into” it.
Indian Woman Tries To Rob Jeweler Using Chili Powder.
An attempted robbery at a jewellery shop was thwarted when a woman posing as a customer tried to assault the shop owner using chili powder.
Tour Guide Survives After Python Wraps Then Drags Him Underwater
A tour guide escaped serious injury after a six-meter python wraps then pulls him underwater attempting to constrict him during a river expedition.
Brazilian Bodybuilder Dies at 55 After Years of Synthol Injections to Enlarge Muscles
Valdir Segato, a Brazilian bodybuilder known for using synthol injections to enlarge his muscles, died on his 55th birthday.
Florida Man Arrested After Drugs And Sea Turtle Eggs Are Found In Van
A man was arrested in Florida after deputies discovered sea turtle eggs and multiple illegal substances inside a van parked along North Ocean Shore Boulevard.
Chuck E. Cheese Mascot Mouse Employee Arrested for Credit Card Fraud in Florida
An employee dressed as the Chuck E. Cheese mascot mouse was arrested on Wednesday in Tallahassee, Florida, for allegedly using a stolen credit card.
Thief Steals $30K Worth of Pokemon Cards in Smash-and-Grab at Florida Shop
A thief broke into a Florida collectible store early Monday morning and stole a large stash of Pokemon cards, according to police.
Florida Mailman Caught in Shocking Mail Dump Scandal—Over 1,000 Pieces Found in Woods
A former mail carrier in Florida has plead guilty after authorities discovered a large mail dump in a wooded section of Orlando.