A hospital in southern France had to be evacuated after hospital staff discovered a live WWI artillery shell in patients rectum.
Intellectual Deficiencies
Idiots doing dumb shit.
Man Arrested for Alleged Sexual Performance with Vacuum Cleaner at Kissimmee Resort
A man was arrested this week after authorities say he was seen performing a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner outside a home at a Kissimmee resort.
Man Sentenced to 4 Years for Attempting to Rob Taco Bell with a Rock in Ocala
A man, Kewarren Anderson, convicted of trying to rob Taco Bell in Ocala using a rock has been sentenced to four years in state prison.
Walrus Penis Bone Stolen from Iconic Camden Cheesesteak Restaurant
A decades-old walrus penis bone that had become a quirky fixture at a well-known cheesesteak spot in Camden, was stolen, according to the restaurant’s staff.
Big Brother Is Keeping Track Of What We’ve Stuck In Our Rectum
Every year, thousands end up in ERs across the United States for an uncomfortable and embarrassing reason — we keep getting things stuck in our rectum.
Florida Man Claims He Was ‘Teleported Into’ Stolen BMW Before Crash
A man who crashed a BMW convertible in Volusia County this week told deputies he didn’t steal the car—he was “teleported into” it.
Indian Woman Tries To Rob Jeweler Using Chili Powder.
An attempted robbery at a jewellery shop was thwarted when a woman posing as a customer tried to assault the shop owner using chili powder.
Tour Guide Survives After Python Wraps Then Drags Him Underwater
A tour guide escaped serious injury after a six-meter python wraps then pulls him underwater attempting to constrict him during a river expedition.
Brazilian Bodybuilder Dies at 55 After Years of Synthol Injections to Enlarge Muscles
Valdir Segato, a Brazilian bodybuilder known for using synthol injections to enlarge his muscles, died on his 55th birthday.
Florida Man Arrested After Drugs And Sea Turtle Eggs Are Found In Van
A man was arrested in Florida after deputies discovered sea turtle eggs and multiple illegal substances inside a van parked along North Ocean Shore Boulevard.
Chuck E. Cheese Mascot Mouse Employee Arrested for Credit Card Fraud in Florida
An employee dressed as the Chuck E. Cheese mascot mouse was arrested on Wednesday in Tallahassee, Florida, for allegedly using a stolen credit card.
Thief Steals $30K Worth of Pokemon Cards in Smash-and-Grab at Florida Shop
A thief broke into a Florida collectible store early Monday morning and stole a large stash of Pokemon cards, according to police.
Florida Mailman Caught in Shocking Mail Dump Scandal—Over 1,000 Pieces Found in Woods
A former mail carrier in Florida has plead guilty after authorities discovered a large mail dump in a wooded section of Orlando.
Poll Shows Many Gen Zers Don’t Know How To Change A Light Bulb
Generation Z, criticized for its lack of practical skills, is now under the spotlight again because many of them don’t know how to change a light bulb.
Shooting The Finger: They Take It Literally In Flori-duh
A chaotic and bizarre series of events ended with a Honduran man shooting the finger off his left hand in Haines City this past Sunday during a heated confronta